The D-Man's Rating:

Starring: Each scene begins with a pornstar/celebrity reading a letter and dispensing advice.

We begin with porn vixen Tori Anus (Hannah Harper) telling a reader to get real and give up waiting for her knight in shining armor. This leads to a scene that starts off with Hannah's head buried firmly in Marc Davis'lap. The young, buxom Briton inhales Marc's rod, who promptly returns the favor. Then it's up and onto the furniture for some riding. Hannah looks particularly good taking it doggie style. The action continues with Cock Logan (Lee Stone) educating the viewers about women getting the last word in. Our expert starts off with a scenario, involving weighty philosophical debate with his girlfriend (Jasmine Lynn) in a diner. But to soothe things over, they decide to hump right there, in front of the aghast patrons. (Screwing in the middle of a resturant, why that's normal. . . ). After a tepid blowjob, Lee preps his lady with some serious finger probing. (Those people at Legend seem to like four fingers in both holes). While there isn't any spoon position in this greasy-spoon tussle, Jasmine gets her light frame rocking hard right by the jukebox.

Next up, we have Jade Lay (Brooke Balentyne) giving out advice for meeting that special someone. She relates a story about picking-up a man (Ben English) while going jogging. (Damn, I guess I've been doing it all wrong then, huuh?). The sex gets off to a decent start with a sloppy blowjob (and Brooke showing a great set of teeth). After a brief finger probe, Ben gets the randy runner up on a park bench, and gets her rack a floppin. After a few minutes, Ben changes from pistoning Brooke's poon to her posterior. Throw in a little A2M, and you've got a complete workout plan!

The fourth scene is somewhat politically incorrect but hot. It features Rip Hymen (Joel Lawrence) advising a lovelorn soul to try picking women up at a battered women shelter, rather than a bar or club. (Okay. . . ). He demonstrates his point by seducing one recovering member, (Avy Scott). Joel gets the lady to strip down, and soon, Avy's trying to swallow every inch of Joel's schlong. But things get hotter (literally) when the couple got for it on top a wooden table. (Poor Joel is sweating out about a pint of water every minute. Drink some Gatorade dude!).

Last, but not least, Hollie Stevens treats us to a brief solo scene before dispense her words of wanton wisdom. This scene has our couple acting on a porn set, with Evan Stone as a pimp. Evan gets the lanky blonde hot soon enough, who in turn applies a lip-lock to Evan's tool. There's just enough room in the porn-set jail cell to stech out for some rauchy riding.

The plot was an interesting satire of sorts. The camera work on Hannah's scene was perfect. Inerestingly enough, Hannah is barely on the front cover, sharing it with Avy and Hollie.

fairly warm, peaking with the first and fourth scenes. On a scale of one to ten, the eroticism would get a 7.

As always, Hannah. (She looks great in leather lingerie). But hey, the other ladies aren't chopped liver either. (Especially Avy).

The sex was okay, but nothing over the top.

About a 7. 5

Posted By The D-Man, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM