Roger's Rating:

Jonathan Morgan is probably the most successful maker of adult comedies in recent history. He's good behind the camera and keeps us laughing in between the sex scenes. His movies are usually couples-fare, but for this one he has some very hot performers so we can hope for some good sex. Wicked Girl Sydnee Steele is the lead, but Aurora Snow and Nicole Sheridan are the women I'm looking forward to. Both of them can handle dialog, but do their best work when their mouths are too full to speak. Let's just hope we see a whole lot of that during this X-rated dating show.

Morgan is the host for first date show (He's done this before) complete with graphics and video taped interviews. The first couple on the show is Mark Davis and Sydnee Steele. They meet, learn to dance and eventually end up in the hot tub. It's safe to say that the date is going well, because she spreads her legs and lets him get her out of her bikini bottoms. Syd is the kind of girl who kisses on the first date, but she has some interesting areas she likes to kiss. As the water bubbles around her, she takes his dick in her mouth and delivers a very nice looking blowjob. They work quickly through a three-position fuck that includes some well shot doggy in less than five minutes. Mark shoots half of his load on her tongue and the other half on her cheek. That is what I'm looking for a in a first date, a girl who swallows.

The next scene has Aurora Snow in a black wig and talking with thick Eastern European accent. She is paired with Kyle Stone who is a porn writer. (These guys get laid even less frequently than porn critics.) These two don't hit it off at all and that makes for some great laughs. After Aurora kicks Kyle's ass, they call it a night. Wanting to give her a second chance, the show sends Stave Hatcher over with a bodyguard/translator. He helps things along and a massage turns into something more when Aurora turns over and lets him work on her with his tongue. Once she gets started, there is no stopping Ms. Snow. She sucks his cock, working it with both hands and moaning softly against the throbbing flesh. Her pussy is hot and ready go once he slips a rubber over the rod. He slides into her from behind, pounding that pussy nice and hard. The quick fucking ends with a shot across her outstretched tongue. As always, Aurora is super hot in her scene.

To mix things up a bit, the show does some three way dating episodes. Billy Glide and Shelby Stevens start their date out. They play a couple of less than rocket scientist level dim bulbs. The two are getting along well when Goth-girl Crystal Carter is introduced the mix. After their date, Billy ends up choosing Crystal to hop into bed with. She is more than happy to make sure he is pleased with his selection. After a quick blowjob, Crystal rolls over and lets him fuck her. She leaves her boots on as he pounds away on her fresh little pussy. There is some good action during this short scene and a big load fired all over her stretched slit.

Nicole Sheridan is a cute young girl who is an aspiring singer. Voodoo is a slick record executive so everything is set up for a successful date. They meet in a karaoke bar and Nicole belts out a song that makes everyone's ears bleed. After hearing her sing, Voodoo invites her back to his stupid. She can't sing, but Nicole looks amazing in her short skirt and revealing top. He offers her some helpful exercises to work on her throat. Nicole starts sucking and then adds some hot talk to the mix. In her glasses, she looks very sexy and sucks a mean dick. Once she has sucked him to full length, Nicole squats over that big dick and squat fucks him. They turn her over for some long strokes in her ass. The anal doesn't last gone, but Nicole bent over is a great thing. He shoots his load on her face and tits. I don't know if she'll be a star on talent alone, but she can always fuck her way to the top.

They bring Sydnee back for a second try. She ends up on a date with Randy Spears who is a dorky lottery winner who doesn't get laid much. That gives us some funny dialog before they fuck in the pool. Sydnee treats him to a quick blowjob and then starts riding his dong. They move to the side of the pool so she can do him in cowgirl. Sydnee reaches around and plays with her ass while she rides. She gets on her hands and knees and lets him go at her from behind, but spins around to take his load right on her face at the end of their date.

This movie is really funny, especially if you have ever seen those cheesy TV dating shows. The pop up graphics are well done and the interviews flow nicely. Of course this is a porn, so the sex is really the key. It's feature sex, but most of the scenes have plenty of heat. Aurora gives the scene of course, but Nicole is just as good. I loved her accent and the way she looked giving head in glasses. Sydnee Steele has two scene and both of them are pretty good. Morgan has given us another good comedy and one of the better feature DVDs I've seen this year.

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM