Reviewer's Rating:

Starring: Crystal Gold, April Adams, Dallas, Tera Heart, Peter North, Stephan St. Croix, Jonathan Morgan.
Tame performances by everyone, and that includes the malecast. Sh*t! At some points Jon Morgan can't even get it up. (and that despite of the fact that he's getting a blow job fromTera. )
The main problem seems to be that apparently none of the femaleparticipants are that keen on c**shots other than on theirbreasts or vagina. Nope, I'm afraid that's the kind of stuffthat makes porn boring.
What did you think of the film's productionvalues?>
Very, VERY mediocre. Even the camera work was lame. Someof the blow jobs, for example, were thoroughly ruined bycuttin to insert the male counterpart's face. WHY?? It'snot like the audience gives a CRAP about some asswipe'sface.
Also add to that the usual boring penetration close ups. I mean, fine; that's the kind of thing mainstream flickswon't show you, but directors should understand thatOVERDOING it doesn't help at all.
Cerivcal closeups should be inserted only here and therewhen necessary. NOT EVERY FREAKING TIME THEY HAVE TO CUTTO ANOTHER ANGLE.
Despite all that there is good picture and sound. Sh*ttycamera work, though.

Somewhere between tame and lame. Seriously: There isn't anything out of the ordinary here. Not even a damn facial. you'll find the usual: oral, vaginal penetration, some 69, some lesbian work, and lots of cum shots on female breasts.
Not a very impressive portfolio, as you can see.

Not much. Maybe Tera Heart. She looks somewhat sensous from time to time. I'm a little biased, though; ever since I saw her implants (and they are more or less decent looking) I've become a little more partial towards her.

Almost everything. The sex is just so tame! Yet, I have to say that I definitely was annoyed with the fact that productorsstill hire Jon Morgan. They guy can hardly get it up! Every time I see this moron on screen I can't help but to think "gee, even I can do better that this asswipe. "

Sorry, but the sex is so lame I don't even think it qualifiesfor a I'll be ULTRA generous and give this stinker a See it at your own risk. You have been warned.

Posted By Reviewer, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM