Roger's Rating:

Digital Playground is breaking ready to welcome their newest girl, Sophia Saint to the fold. For this big event they are breaking out the big guns. Jesse Jane is her co-star and Celeste is behind the camera to make sure Sophia looks as beautiful as humanly possible. Of course that also means that the action is going to glossy and soft rather than wet and nasty. I'm a huge fan of what Celeste does on one level. She makes gorgeous projects that are often closer to R-rated movies than full porn. That's not exactly the kind of smut I like, but the film student in me loves the quality she brings to the table. I appreciate the effort and skill it takes and understand that there is an audience for movies like this. On the other hand I feel like I'm watching a movie that has had all of the heat and strokeability drained from it. So in this movie we will get to meet Sophia, but Jesse is the star and we're about to get wall to wall eye candy from this incredible blonde.

Jesse leads things off with the burlesque music blaring and her perfect body glistening in the sun as she oils it up. Evan Stone is on hand and he is quick to give Jesse something to put between her beautiful lips. They work really quickly through a few positions that look great as eye candy. As usual Celeste shoots the scene very soft which gives us great shots of Jesse's body, but not nearly the kind of heat we want to see. The whole scene is over in a matter of moments, but at least it ends with a really nice facial.

After a short glossy solo scene, Jesse takes center stage again. Scott Nails comes home with lipstick on his collar and flowers for Jesse. She gets mad at him for a moment and then gets on her knees. (Ummm sweetie, if you punish your man with a blowjob then you aren't going to discourage him from doing it again.) This time the blowjob lasts ninety seconds. Not nearly long enough, but it looks good while it lasts. The sex is really short and she gets right back down to take a shot on her pretty face.

Our in-between footage continues to be pretty, but totally soft core posing. Jesse tries to save us as before, but this time her scene is shot in slow motion. We get some really hot footage of her body as she drives the hips down in reverse cowgirl. At full speed this might have been really sexy.

Sophia poses for us again and shows off the pink, but doesn't fuck. Instead we get to watch Jesse use her amazing mouth on Jean Val Jean. It isn't a full slo-mo scene, but the style still throws a huge bucket of ice water on what could be a very hot scene. The blowjob isn't very long, but it's a lot longer than the actual sex. Most guys take longer to lose their virginity on prom night than he takes before spraying her face with hot cream.

Jada Fire breaks up the all-Jesse hard-core by getting busy with Chris Charming. It is really nice to see Jada in a movie like this because she looks stunning. We know she can fuck, but this is really a new look for her. Taking that big dick all the way into her pussy, she seems to be fucking pretty hard. Too bad we're back into slo-mo mode. Don't blink or you might miss a few seconds of anal before he shoots all over her breasts.

The tease stuff is great as Jesse goes little girl on us for some very exciting footage. If this stuff led to a sex scene in the same outfit then it would be something special. Rita Faltoyano follows that up with a glossy boff on the pool table with Evan. Don't blink though or you just might miss it. The big finale in the theater ends up as just another quick clip of fucking to pass the time between tease sequences.

This movie reminds me a lot of the Erotique stuff Celeste has done. The scenes are really short and are inter-mixed with some soft-core tease footage. Each scene is beautifully lit, perfectly set up and about as pretty as porn can get. If that's the kind of action that turns you one then this is going to be wall to wall perfection. Couples who really love female beauty and especially those who love Jesse Jane will truly enjoy this flick. I feel about it exactly as I thought I would. It looks fantastic, but sexually the movie falls short at every turn. Each scene is way too short; we are bombarded with slow motion sex and just a bit too much gloss. I love Jesse Jane and could get a mouth full of cavities from taking in hours of eye candy. The problem is that we've seen her fuck hard-core style and watching her hold back just feels wrong. What we need is a movie with this kind of care put into the scenes that still leaves the sex as hot and hard as it can get. I'll be the first one in line to buy a copy of that movie for everyone I know.

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM