Diggler's Rating:

Starring: Shauna Grant, Nicole Black, Becky Savage, Julia Parton, Kevin James, Ron Jeremy, Cody Nicole. Some good sex and comical lines from the films male stars.

This one came out in 1983, so you've got to expect that it will look a little grainy and poorly lit by todays digital video standards.

The story (if you care) centers around Kevin James, who has just brought a new computer and has hacked into a dating service database. He sees what each girl fantasizes about, and shows up giving each of them just what they are looking for. This leads to just about all k indsof sexual adventures. Scene one is Kevin and girlfriend Nicole Black, a nice couch romp in front of the tv. Scene 2 is Ron and Betty Jane, a poolside session that ends in a load on her stomach. Scene 3 is where James starts his misadventures in computer dating, showing up to Shauna Grant's house for a classy evening and fine dinner. After a nice romp, she jerks him into a glass of champagne, which she happily drinks down. Scene 4 features an appropriately named Becky Savage, who is into her biker guys and wants to be dominated. James takes her for a ride out to a barn, where he handcuffs her to his chopper, covers her with motor oil and delivers some hot loving. He ends the scene by telling her, "you're going to suck my cock, and you're going to love it" which she does, taking a nice face blast to go with all the motor oil. Scene five is a FFM 3 way with James, Melanie Scott and Nina Alexander. It seems Melanie has always wanted an artist to paint her, then make love to her afterwards. While she is in the bath getting ready for her modeling session, Nina moves in for some lesbian action that is not lost on James. He spys on them for a little bit, then comes in with a pallette and body paint, making them living works of art. They move into the living room for a hot 3way. Having been monitoring all the results of these satisfied customers, Cody Nicole a rep at the dating service, realizes that someone has been hacking into their database. She sets a trap for James, in which she gives him a ultimatum; fuck me, or go to jail for computer piracy. It's not a touch choice, and James gives her all that she's been asking for to end up the movie.

The opening scene is the best. Nicole Black has a fantastic body, and she really turns on, getting a nice facial to end it. I also like the fact that Ron Jeremy isn't quite so fat and hideous, had only one scene, and provides some nice comic relief. 6 scenes are also nice, especially when none of them are the obligatory girl\girl.

My main complaint is always a lack of facials, but this provided a couple, so I can't complain too much.

If you want to check out some old school hardcore, I would highly recommend this one. Some good sex and some funny lines, not to mention the story is pretty much ahead of its time. The PC and the world wide web weren't even commonplace when this movie was made. If you can get past the 8mm film quality and old lighting, and 80's hair and clothing styles, this one is pretty hot. I would give it an 8.

Posted By Diggler, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM