Facial Fanatic's Rating:

Starring: Sade, Angel Kelly, Purple Passion, Elle Rio, Tiffany Storm. The male cast was only Ray Victory, F. M. Bradley, and Jack Backer (in a non sex role, which was mildly amusing).

You really can't expect much from these 80's productions. Interior scenes, lame sets, poor wardrobe, and one camera were the Standard Operating Procedure for 80's erotica. This one had a really bad plot about "Chocolate" laced Watermelon used as an afrodisiac. Didn't we see this in "harlem Candy"?

Decent. I have seen better performances out of Tiffany Storm, and Purple Passion. Tiffany took a double facial, but she looked out of shape, and she sweated a whole lot. Purple Passion's haircut didn't do her any justice, and all Ray V. could muster was missionary c**shot.

Sade, and Angel Kelly. Angel's ass never looked so tight, and F. M. made sure she noticed! Sade always looks good, and she can Deep Throat anybody, although Ray as always seems to have trouble keeping it up. Both scenes with these two starlets ended in oral/facial c**shots. The thing I really liked was the fact that Jack Backer didn't bother trying to screw in this movie!

Wasting Elle Rio, and Sade in a G/G to end the movie of all things. I thought this was a Cardinal sin. This should have been replaced with another facial, since both are certified C**eaters. But that is my preference Iam called the "Facial Fanatic" after all!

I would rate this a 7, losing points for too few scenes, too few male stars, and closing with a G/G. It gained points however, by only using Jack Baker in a Comic Relief role.

Posted By Facial Fanatic, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM