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Caught from Behind 22 Video
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| Dr. Perv's Movie Review (1) |
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Starring: Nici Sterling, Lil Cinderella, Steve Hatcher, Wilde Oscar, Alexandra Silk, Missy, Liza Harper, Jay Ashley, Rick Masters. The girls were all ready and up for it. The same, however, could not be said for all the guys. Hatcher's pathetic, dribbling pop got nowhere near Lil' Cinderella's upturned, willing and waiting face, winding up disappointingly on her chest instead. I'll discuss Jay Ashley a little later. One performance in particular merits mention. Missy's scene was something special. I always wonder how much of a female performer's reaction is an act. Missy (by the way, the prettiest girl in this flick) made a lot of noise, which I usually chalk up as all show. But I couldn't help noticing that her skin changed colors in flashes while she was getting her warm-up cunnilingus. I think that she might have genuinely been in to it. Of course, there's only one way to know for certain. . . That they were somewhat beneath what we've come to expect from the Caught From Behind series. Historically, the action has taken place in some relatively nice home somewhere. In this case, we get some tacky, basement-style bar set, and a couple scenes that take place outdoors, next to a junkyard. There is also usually a bit more polish on a CFB production. To be fair, I should note that all scenes are lit well, you can see everything that you want to see. The audio matches the video (a pet peeve of mine), and my copy at least, was well duplicated. Hollywood video, in my experience, is about the best around, when it comes to duplication quality, and they are to be commended. There were several fairly hot moments; L. C. holding her guy back, Missy appearing to get off on the head she was getting and Alexandra taking on three guys, including a decent DP, AND appearing to be into it. All the girls in this movie, in fact, seemed to enjoy their work and to be getting off taking it the hard way I probably would also have liked to see a woman as hot as Missy take on a bigger piece of lumber than She got from Ashley, but that's nit-picking. I'd say this flick is still very warmly erotic That, as usual (though not always) in the CFB series, all the girls in the video get back-doored, as advertised. They even seem willing to take their facials, whenever their male costars are able to administer them (Steve Hatcher, again). Three of my pet peeves were unaroused in this video: First, when it comes time for the anal action, we get to see the initial insertion. I like that. All too often, we see people having sex, and then there's a fade out, and cut buck to those people having anal sex. Show me the insertion. When Lil' Cinderella was getting her's, for example, her guy may have been going a bit too fast. She reached around behind herself to hold the guy back a little. That really got me going. Next, no disappearing clothes we get to see the women undress, or be undressed. I like that, too. Third, good, clear credits. One of my usual complaints is that many adult videos don't have complete credits, this one did. Bravo. There was also new music. In addition to a new, jazz-based introductory theme song, I caught covers of the bass and rhythm lines from Ted Nugent's Stranglehold, and Led Zeppelin's Kashmir. This replaces that old, syrupy theme song that used to start at the beginning and run through all the sex scenes of a CFB video. It wasn't a bad tune. But after 15 or 16 or 20 or so videos, it got a little old. It did have one good point, though. If you're watching a compilation video that is poorly duplicated, or badly edited. Or you'd like to see more of a particular actor's performance, that old theme song playing in the background gave you a place to start looking. Steve Hatcher and Jay Ashley, how ugly, disgusting and skeevy do these guys have to be to be ineligible for porn? That goes for Tom Byron, too. Speaking of Ashley, what is this guy? Half a ‘mo? If I were getting head from Missy, my unit would be harder than Chinese arithmetic. It wouldn't matter if I was in a hotel room, my mother's living room at high noon Christmas Eve with all the relatives present, or in front of a pornographic camera crew. I would have wood. (I always have been the confidant sort) And, as long as I'm talking dislikes: what is with the spitting? I'm seeing less of it than I did for a while. But Hatcher spit on L. C. 's pussy. Gross! Yes, I know that it helps lubricate things in a limited way, and that it's not on her face. But for crying out loud! You're spitting on someone! Knock it off, people! (Yes, thank you, I feel better, now. ) There isn't much wrong with this film, the girls, are not, except for Missy, the prettiest available for this kind of flick. But they more than make up for that with shear enthusiasm. The real weakness in this movie is the sets and the guys. I don't even notice the guys generally. But the weak pops and minor wood problems didn't give these horny women their due. I'll rate this, on technical merit and the desire I perceive from the girls, as the high side of 3rd place: 6 points
Posted By Dr. Perv, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM
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| Shigley's Movie Review (2) |
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Starring: First up was Little Cinderella - seemed poor girl spent half of her scene just trying to get a cock in her ass. Once it was in, Little Cindy looked as if she was afraid to move - probably good reason, there. Next up was Nici Sterling and Wilde Oscar in a forgettable scene, unless you are a pickup truck fanatic - the shock absorbers looked pretty good, but then again - they weren't getting much of a workout. The next scene was performed by Missy, who gave an incredible impersonation of a beautiful blonde having sex while suffereing an asthma attack. She's got the looks, she's got the moves - why on earth does she have to wheeze throughout every scene she's in? Liza Harper was next. Poor Liza, her scene was shot in the back of a moving truck - she should have pulled the door shut. Finally, Alexandra Silk has a scene that, unfortunately, I slept through. I have yet to come up with any incentive to hit the rewind button so I can see it. Below porno average - but not too far below. Since two scenes feature trucks, I figure the producers must have gotten a good weekend deal - "Two trucks for Two days!" Missy does a nice little bump & grind to start her scene out, but - somebody should put a sock in her mouth! Othewise, it looks like everyone mailed in their scenes. The price - it wasy only $9. 95 Having to face the cold reality that $9. 95 was too much. After that review? What do you think I would give it - a 9? Let's give it a 3 because I know there's got to be worse.
Posted By Shigley, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM
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