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Where the Boys Aren't 12 DVD or VHS Video
Where the Boys Aren't 12 Description: "Escaped convicts and bodacious beachcombers find themselves all tossed into the same steamy setting in this edition of the girls-only series. We open with a riveting scene between gorgeous young Devon and Sky, who are engaging in some backyard fun when their ride to the beach shows up and starts honking. Raylene and Jenteal are not about to wait for them to conclude their Sapphic session, so Devon and Sky pack up and head out for a day at the beach with their two other gal pals. On the way, the girls learn that there's just been a bold escape from a local women's prison. Four inmates have broken out and are now on the loose! Of course, rather than heading home, the beach-going gals decide the time is ripe for some strap-on ravishing of the delectable Devon. Meanwhile, it seems that the four convicts (Janine, Julia Ann, Alex Taylor and Kobi Tai) are holed up in some house that they've taken over, hiding out until the heat is off. Needless to say, all the gals end up together at the house, much to the amazement of homeowner/housewife Taylor Hayes, who doesn't know quite what to make of all this lesbian lust. Various pairings ensue as the whole house turns into a writhing mass of nubile female flesh. This one's sure to satisfy fans of lesbian sex, as it's chock full of utterly gorgeous young vixens who seem determined to show their fellow femmes just how sexually voracious they can be. "Sexual mayhem!""
Where the Boys Aren't 12 is also available in DVD
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Those of you who know me, know that I am not very fond of all girl movies. However, this is the best selling line of veggie porn in the history of X. It also stars the whole A list of girls on the Vivid roster. There are certainly a lot of great looking women in this cast and a few who really do good lesbian performances, so I'm sure girl/girl fans are already chomping at the bit to see this. At least there will be eye candy for those of us who prefer a little variety in our smut.
We open with Sky and Devon on a blanket in the back yard. Devon seems a little shy at first, but Sky's fingers in her pussy quickly awaken a sexual animal in the gorgeous little blonde. The heavy finger play lasts for several minutes before Sky finally shoves a tit into her friend's mouth and turns the tables. I really like Sky and though I haven't seen much of Devon, she is a total babe making this a good looking scene.
Jenteal and Raylene show up to pick up Devon and are pissed that she's busy fucking instead of waiting for them. They take Devon, but leave Sky for some reason. (Catty much?) They hit the road for a carefree trip to the mountains. Over the radio, we hear that four convicts have escaped from the women's correctional facility. Anyone smelling a little jailhouse veggie love for our three pretty girls? They are actually up in the mountain to initiate little Devon into their sorority. She is perfectly happy being paddled and delighted when Jen starts stripping her clothes off. Raylene looks stunning, standing over Devon and shoving her pussy into that pretty face. What a great looking trio of babes. I know I'm the only one who would love to dive naked into this perfect pile of feminine flesh. She's supposed to the new girl, but Devon really knows how to lay it on other women. Of course, Jenteal is just fucking gorgeous and genuinely seems to enjoy bossing the new little girl around. Raylene straps on a cock and starts fucking Devon's little slit. (Too bad Devon has so many tats.) While this hot three way is winding down, we get the first sense that they are in trouble.
Kobe Tai has spotted the love nest and is on her way to tell the others. Janine is a little upset over the whole breakout thing and seems ready to gut Julia Ann and Alex Taylor. By the time Jenteal goes back to her car, it's been stolen. Kobe heads back to give her fellow ex-inmates a treat. The rich college girls left their clothes and wallets in the car so they have a fresh wardrobe. To celebrate, Kobe and Janine go at it on the pool table. Alex wants to watch, leaving Julia Ann to take the next phase of recon. There is a lot of kissing at the start as Alex tries on new clothes, but when she discovers the sex toys, Janine turns up the heat on her petite Asian fuck toy. Very sexy toy play with Janine playing the tougher girl perfectly and Kobe turning her ass high in the air to let Janine have her way. Finally, Alex can't watch any more and holds Janine while Kobe goes diving for clams. Like we said at the start, I don't usually dig veggie scenes, but watching Janine get DP'd at the end of this scene is pretty fucking hot.
Taylor Hayes is unlucky enough to wander in on the three lapping lezbos and she's a little pissed about having them fucking in her husband's game room. Janine quickly disarms the housewife. Shortly after this is handled, the three college girls stumble into the mix. Janine does a pretty good lesbian Tarantino villain, adding a little something to this wall to wall carpet munching caper. The young girls really want out, so they put the moves on Alex. She finally gives in and can't get Raylene out of her clothes fast enough. While she's got her face buried in the redhead's hot pussy, Julian Ann shows up with groceries. She is ordered to take Taylor into the back.
Julia Ann steps into the room and starts helping Raylene fuck Alex. Taylor looks horrified, but they don't leave the pretty brunette out of the action for long. Julia throws her on the bed and starts licking her ass. This may not be as good looking a group as the earlier three way, but I would jump in and hang with Raylene and Taylor any day of the week. By problem is that after an hour of all girl sex, even these two pretty girls aren't doing as much for me as they should.
Tired of all the games and attempted escapes, Janine has a great idea. Fuck them all! She's got a big strap-on in her pants and the games begin in earnest. Now we have eight Vivid Girls all fucking each other on the pool table. Janine rushes over to Raylene while Jenteal starts munching Kobe. There is so much action and we've already seen so much pussy eating and dildo sex, that it would be easy to be bored. However, Raylene is being fucked and that's always a good thing. Jenteal also looks fucking delicious and she's got Kobe going nuts and has Julia Ann fucking her from behind. (How could I get that job?) I still think Devon is wickedly cute and I did enjoy the intense way she shares the double dong with Raylene.
As lesbian movies go, this one is pretty damn good. It has a nice little story going for a while, though it just sort of craps out at the end, leaving loose ends all over the place. What makes it work is the great cast. Devon plays the bubble headed cutie really well. Janine is fantastic as the slightly psycho dyke. Raylene and Jenteal are just so damn beautiful it hurts. Since a lot of you like all-girl movies more than I do to begin with, you are going to be really pleased with the hot looking cast. If you dig pretty women who are really into veggie scenes, lots of fingers and toys and just a hint of girl on girl prison sex, then you'll find this to be one of the best all-chick flicks of the year.
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Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM
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